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PostSubject: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:12 am

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So your running down the street Zombies chasing after you. You run into a Store...Crash they are right on your heels and your cornered you see some weapons laying on a table a pistol an axe and a golf club...What do you do? grab a Banana? LOL what Really impractical and funnny weapon would you use in a zombie attack? mine would either be bananas, marbles, or bear traps. Bananas because...No comment.
Marbles because zombies shuffle so if you set a trap with marbles involved they just shuffle on through. and bear traps because knocking a zombie down doesnt kill it. Lol Just something random and funny that i thought up!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:23 pm

A slingshot loaded with dog feces.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:35 pm

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A slingshot loaded with dog feces.
HAHAHAHA....ewww. Razz
Why not a slingshot loaded with cats?
<---Definitely not a cat fan.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:26 pm

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We are already, HM048. We have been trained in the secret art of....the pool noodle.
Thass right, the pool noodle. Better watch out, zombies.

And They better hope that we dont pull out our Trump card (Pulls out a card with Donald Trumps Face on it...) affraid Lol Horrible Pun tongue But our REAL Trump card is this! (Pulls out a Water Gun.) Oh Yeah *Squirt* its ON!


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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:24 pm

Nerf guns and water guns would be funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:44 pm

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Nerf guns and water guns would be funny.
Yes, and hilariously fun.
I'll bring my water gun. Razz
And a frisbee. We'll see if zombies chase after them too.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:18 pm

hotwheels cars. throw them. that would be fun

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:20 am

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hotwheels cars. throw them. that would be fun
That's awesome. How about throwing normal cars?
...oh, that would be quite heavy. Never mind about throwing real cars.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:31 am

Ok Zombies *Pulls out a Whiffle ball* Lets Do This!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:09 am

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Ok Zombies *Pulls out a Whiffle ball* Lets Do This!
Indeed you will. Now please explain what a whiffle ball is?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:27 am

Imagine A Fake Plastic BaseBall Now Put Some Holes All Over It So It Makes a Sound When Hit BOOM! Whiffle Ball!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:34 pm

Ah, ok. That's actually really funny. WHIFFLE BALL!

Why don't we try that on a basketball?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:48 pm

I would use Chuck Norris's repliacted penis. lol ask John what i mean about that.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:06 pm

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I would use Chuck Norris's repliacted penis. lol ask John what i mean about that.

Chuck Norris' replicated penis=A whiffle ball bat covered in barbed wire attached to a jackhammer.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:14 pm

Chuck Norris`s Acutual Penis=A Bat Covered in a Bunch of Chuck Norris`s Replicated penises And plug into a MEGA JACKHAMMER All While Drinking Powerthrist... Yeah its that BA
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:25 pm

AHHHH, so many ghastly descriptions!! *dies*
*gets up* How about we talk the zombies to death?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:03 am

Nuff' said.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:28 am

Ive got it *Picks up a Phone* Yeah Drop HIM Now!

*Plane Come and you see a Figure in the Sky* "Hey Zombies lets talk about our Feelings" Says Dr. Phil

Thats talking to death right there
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:27 pm

Hahaha, that's the exact meaning of talking to death. XD

After Philly here gets devoured you could get Paris Hilton to talk about herself. Or shoes.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:12 pm

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Hahaha, that's the exact meaning of talking to death. XD

After Philly here gets devoured you could get Paris Hilton to talk about herself. Or shoes.


No we cant do that to the Zombies....That just cruel and unusual punishment
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:56 pm

Hehe, I guess even zombies don't deserve that. No worries, I'll strangle her if she says even a"Sh". XD

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