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PostSubject: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:12 am

So your running down the street Zombies chasing after you. You run into a Store...Crash they are right on your heels and your cornered you see some weapons laying on a table a pistol an axe and a golf club...What do you do? grab a Banana? LOL what Really impractical and funnny weapon would you use in a zombie attack? mine would either be bananas, marbles, or bear traps. Bananas because...No comment.
Marbles because zombies shuffle so if you set a trap with marbles involved they just shuffle on through. and bear traps because knocking a zombie down doesnt kill it. Lol Just something random and funny that i thought up!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:25 am

I can't see this thread lasting long, but I'll add my input. Cucumber fo' sho.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:27 am

Why? It's quite interesting.

I'd use a bowling ball to attempt to go zombie bowling :3

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:33 am

I'll hit 'em with me shillelagh!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:14 pm

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I can't see this thread lasting long, but I'll add my input. Cucumber fo' sho.
ill see your cucumber and raise you a Pumpkin cause its halloween!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:48 pm

Pie. Lots and LOTS of pie.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:22 pm

A Nerf gun would work quite nicely.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:24 pm

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A Nerf gun would work quite nicely.

Or those weird Nerf Swords? lol Eat Weird StyroFoam ZOMBIE!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:17 am

I recently stole 2 of those nerf sword things from this one little gay kid who lives nearby.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:51 pm

^That sounds a little... mean?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:05 pm

ehh.. everyone hates him

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:39 pm

This sorta reminds me of: http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/groups/zombie-apocalypse-survival-team-1088-trainig-mode.html

But I'd go killing zombies with.......a wooden sword soaked in holy water. XDD
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:40 am

i would give them a swirly in a toilet full of holy water (and pee Wink )

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:50 am

True to my avatar, I'd use a spoon.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:28 pm

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i would give them a swirly in a toilet full of holy water (and pee Wink )
LOL, pee. XD
And wouldn't it be funny if I used Rukia as a weapon? I'd just whack zombies around. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:41 pm

actually I Would Use Nel To Whack them Around.
Just Cause Shes Annoying...
Or Maybe The Big Eyed one...Forgot his name...He Cries To Much
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:09 pm

Scratch holy water, I'm using Mountain Dew. That would pwn the crap outta zombies. And if anybody EVER says anything rude or disrespectful about Mountain Dew, they will be suspended from the site for 1 day/24 hrs. And I'm not kidding either. Evil or Very Mad

(But seriously though, don't do it.)
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:50 pm

(He's kidding. But don't provoke him, please. You know the advice "Don't poke the bear," right?)

Mountain Dew would make them stronger and faster, wouldn't it? They'd have more energy!

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:18 pm

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(He's kidding*. But don't provoke him, please. You know the advice "Don't poke the bear," right?)

Mountain Dew would make them stronger and faster, wouldn't it**? They'd have more energy!

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:45 pm

I Wouldnt Trhow Mountain dew that would be waste of Good Soda Throw the Fanta...
Hola Fanta dont you Wa...Holy Crap ZOMBIES!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:11 pm

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I Wouldnt Trhow Mountain dew that would be waste of Good Soda Throw the Fanta...
Hola Fanta dont you Wa...Holy Crap ZOMBIES!
Agreed. TZ wouldn't waste precious Mountain Dew in a zombie apocalypse.
Just bring out the healthy, heavy artillery!! TOMATO JUICE!!!
TZ is sure that it will ward away zombies as effectively as children.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:10 pm

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I Wouldnt Trhow Mountain dew that would be waste of Good Soda Throw the Fanta...
Hola Fanta dont you Wa...Holy Crap ZOMBIES!
Agreed. TZ wouldn't waste precious Mountain Dew in a zombie apocalypse.
Just bring out the healthy, heavy artillery!! TOMATO JUICE!!!
TZ is sure that it will ward away zombies as effectively as children.

Either That or Just Throw ANYTHING healthy at them like you said if Healthy stuff is as effective against zombies as it is against children we wouldnt have to worry about a Zombie apocalypse
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:47 pm

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HaloMaster048 wrote:
I Wouldnt Trhow Mountain dew that would be waste of Good Soda Throw the Fanta...
Hola Fanta dont you Wa...Holy Crap ZOMBIES!
Agreed. TZ wouldn't waste precious Mountain Dew in a zombie apocalypse.
Just bring out the healthy, heavy artillery!! TOMATO JUICE!!!
TZ is sure that it will ward away zombies as effectively as children.

Either That or Just Throw ANYTHING healthy at them like you said if Healthy stuff is as effective against zombies as it is against children we wouldnt have to worry about a Zombie apocalypse
LOL. I'm actually alright with eating fruits and vegetables, just throw the ones that we all hate.
Healthy crap like, those weird smoothies...not so much. Just throw em.

But we'll put that aside. My new weapon: My imagination.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:20 pm

I Think im Ready for A Zombie Attack (Pulls Out Rubber Chicken.)
Oh yeah they dont stand a Chance.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest weapon to use in a zombie attack?   Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:51 pm

We are already, HM048. We have been trained in the secret art of....the pool noodle.
Thass right, the pool noodle. Better watch out, zombies.
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